When I spewed all over at the Hoppings! - Personal Trainer Newcastle Joe Wear Fitness

When I spewed all over at the Hoppings!

The world’s biggest traveling funfair is in town at the moment.

The hoppings.

People go for crazy for it.

Back in my teenage years when it was the thing to do me and a bunch of mates went to experience the fun.

Well it was fun until this one ride.

The hammers.

If you’ve no idea what they are basically two big hammers go round and round in circles and pause at the top leaving you upside down.

So as me and the boys are strapped in hoping we surive this ride I start to feel a little sick.

Must have had too many toffee apples.

So it spins around and stops leaving everyone hanging upside down.

Then it spins around again and again and again each time stopping upside down.

You can imagine how my stomach is feeling.

At this point I’m just praying not to be sick

But then i can feel it creeping up my throat and as the hammers swing around again I start projectile vommiting.

You can imagine the mess and the panic.

As we stop at the bottom im screaming for the bloke to stop the ride.

Nope off we go again sick covering me and everyone else on the ride.

When it stopped I’ve never been so happy.

Obviously everyone thinks I’m a complete tramp and I walk home in embarrassment.

An awful experience.

Unfortunately my lass loves it so i’m getting over my fears this year and going back.

Wish me luck.

See I’ve lost count how many people tell me about an awful experience of working with a coach.

They just beasted me.

All they did was scream and shout.

It was horrific I’d never go back.

It’s why I created the Elite Racket Fitness programme.

A personal approach designed for your current fitness levels.

No beastings, No shouting just accountability and support.

So you can shift some timber and improve yourself.

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About the Author Joe Wear

Joe Wear is a Strength and conditioning Coach based in Newcastle upon Tyne whose proven strategies from the past decade of coaching can help you re-gain your fitness, lose weight and get back to your best! Joe is certified by two of the leading strength and conditioning organisations in the world the United Kingdom strength and conditioning association (UKSCA) and the National strength and conditioning association (CSCS). He is a former professional footballer with Hartlepool united and achieved his exercise and sports science degree whilst on a football scholarship at the University of Tulsa, Oklahoma USA.

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